Mick Haywood's Song Wordbook

Batley Years

Picture of red brick prison building

HMP Hull’s Hedon Road Jail

The Hole in the Wall


I got the words for this song in the mid 1970s from one of the regular ‘singers’, at The Bag of Shoddy Folk Club, Clive Mansel. Clive, who learnt the song from his father, was a big lad of Irish Catholic extraction, with an equally large personality and he loved to sing. His two favourite songs were John McCormack’s "Macushla", and the Peter Dawson’s song "On the Road to Mandalay", and when singing them, what he lacked in vocal dexterity he made up for in enthusiasm.

Some nights, if the Folk Club were running over, we would put him on to sing to help clear the room. One night I told him that the Fylde Folk Festival was running the ‘Worst Singer in the World Competition’ and  that he should enter.
He was disappointed though when he only came second.

The Hole in the Wall

1. In Hedon Road Jail I served my time,
For dodging tax, now that’s my crime.
The old beak sat, and he laughed with glee,
Said fifteen years in the nick for thee.
So phw-ppt to the warders, Phw-ppt to the governor,
Phw-ppt to the social workers,
I'm on my way back home.

2. Each night I sit and stare thro' the bars,
At the long cold night and the few bright stars.
Then a thought it comes to me,
There's a hole in the wall,
Where the fence should be.
So phw-ppt to the warders, Phw-ppt to the governor,
Phw-ppt to the social workers.
I’m on my way back home.

3. I’m off on the run, now one dark night,
I’m o'er the wall like a bird in flight.
At last, at last, now I am free,
'Cos of the hole in the wall, where the fence should be.
So phw-ppt to the warders, Phw-ppt to the governor,
Phw-ppt to the social workers
I'm on my way back home.
 
4. For fifteen hours, now I’ve been free,
But the buggers they have captured me.
I wondered why this could be,
They found the hole in the wall, where the fence should be.
So phw-ppt to the warders, Phw-ppt to the governor,
Phw-ppt to the social workers.
I'm on my way back home.

About Mick

Mick Haywood is a traditional folk singer & folk song collector who has run and organised folk clubs and festivals for many years. He now lives in Whitby, North Yorkshire.