Lady, Cart and Ass, Irish Postcard circa 1910
I learnt this song from a copy of a recording made by A.E. Green, of The Dialect and Folk Life Studies Department, Leeds University. He recorded the song in 1965 from Ernest Machin of Batley, while he was researching Songs of The Industrial West Riding of Yorkshire. I was loaned a copy of the original recording Tony made shortly after he recorded it. Tony (A.E.) Green was one of the resident singers at the Sunday Night Folk Club at the Royal Sovereign, Kirkstall Road, Leeds along with Bob and Carol Pegg, Phil Grenfell, John and Gill Hodkinson and myself. Mike Harding learnt the song from my singing of it, changed its title to ‘The cock and the ass’, and included the song on his 1972 album ‘A Lancashire Lad’ issued on Bill Leader’s Trailer Record Label.
'Taking in washing' was a traditional way for poorer families to earn a small amount of money to live on. They would receive the dirty clothes of others, wash dry, fold, and press them for little pay. An ass/donkey cart would be ideally suited for picking up dirty clothes and delivering the clean clothes back to their owners.
The Old Lady, Her Ass and the Cock
There once was a lady a lively old lass
Who took out her washing with a cart and an ass
Every day a living to make
This old lady a-washing did take.
Chorus:
With a fol-de-rol-dol, fol-de-rol-dol
Fol-de-rol, dol-de-rol, dol-de-rol-day
There also was a man whose knees did knock
Although a small man he'd a large Rhode Red Island cock.
One day the old lady chanced to pass by
And his cock flew and pecked out the old donkeys’ eye.
The court chanced to meet on the very next day
So, the old lady took it to court straight away.
There sat the judge with a face like a rock.
He said "Howd man thall't pay dear fo'thi cock".
I'll fine you ten shillings you nasty old man,
If you can't pay now, you shall pay when you can.
I think things have come to a terrible pass
When you can't keep your cock from an old woman's ass.