It's Getting Larger

1. I'm a poor man I must confess

That's always in misery

Meat, potatoes, eggs and fish

They don't agree with me.

My doctor says I'm getting bad

As my appetite gets worse

But I've got one consolation boys

And that's my blessed thirst.

It's getting larger, It's getting larger

First it was pints and then it was quarts

Now it's buckets of every sort

All my pals they look at me and say

I'm getting larger, larger, larger, Larger every day.

It's getting larger, It's getting larger

First it was pints and then it was quarts

Now it's buckets of every sort

All my pals they look at me and say

I'm getting larger, larger, larger, Larger every day.

2. My wife she lately got a craze

To ride a safety bike

For to ride the blooming thing

She though she had a right

First her legs they were tiny and smart

Now there big as the wheels of a cart

All my pals look at her and say

She's getting larger, larger, larger

Larger every day.

She's getting larger, she's getting larger,

First her legs they were tiny and smart

Now they're big as the wheels of a cart

All my pals look at her and say

She's getting larger, larger, larger

Larger every day.